Now that you have bagged yourself a date from Stache Passions, it’s time to consider the gift and card for your Valentine. It’s important to really try to impress with this one. The possibilities can be overwhelming, so I have thrown together this quick and easy list of the TOP 3 most unique and water cooler discussion worthy items:
1. Bacon Roses
Mmm, nothing says ‘I love you’ like a Valentine’s breakfast in bed with bacon roses on the side.
2. A Funeral
Perhaps, taking the vows “till death do us part” a little too far?
3. T’s for 2!
This is a 2 for 1 deal, not just a present for your partner but one for you too! It’s guaranteed that this is the gift that she is dreaming of this Valentine’s day.
Now for the card, sentiment is key:
1. From the heart with Boromir!
2. Giddity, giddity, goo. Alright.
3. Make a bold statement to really “woo” her!
You can thank me later! 
I really like the T’s for 2 idea. I used to have a really big jacket and I was almost tempted to invite a girl to climb in there with me back in the day when I didn’t fear rejection because it was inevitable. I think I might pick one of those up.
I’ll let you know how your helpful ideas have done later this week! I meet up with my date from Stache Passions tomorrow afternoon. She’s also on the People with Allergies site and can’t tolerate bacon. This relationship has desperation written all over it.
I thought you’d like that one! Just a heads up though, you can also get fundies (use a generic search engine, it’s worth it). You can go all sharing siamese with it.
Good luck!
I always thought I was such a suave loving man. Your blog posts are helping me discover I know nothing. I’m purchasing as many pairs of Fundies as I can. If you can’t get them to like ya then share a pair of underwear and they’ll be forced to. I’m excited to get my groove on.
So many choices. Gonna have to go with the bacon roses. Who doesn’t like bacon?!
I know, right? It’s a classic choice.
Even after 12 long hours at work, this post still squeezed the last remaining laugh out of me for the day!
I aim to please!